19) You believe there’s no better coffee than in Melbourne.
18) You’re over hating Sydney with passion because that’s too easy. You just know Melbourne is better.
17) Hook turns don’t phase you anymore
16) You’re no longer excited to get jam donuts at the Vic Market.
15) You no longer blink an eye when Hare Krishnas walking through the city
14) You still take all your interstate mates to bimbos.
13) You’re no longer amazed that a horse race gets a public holiday.
12) You stopped going general admission to the races. Now you go members, the nursery or the birdcage.
11) You can finally get into Carlton Club.
10) You’ve started to hate trams.
9) You’ve considered getting a french bull terrier to take to the Park behind the woolies in St Kilda or too Albert Park
8) You now understand half the rules of AFL.
7) You’re starting to think the Melbourne Wheel was a good idea.
6) You’ve stopped going to the base backpackers night in St Kilda.
5) You’ve moved out of St Kilda.
4) You’ve stopped going out in St Kilda.
3) You no longer give people the “ you’re not from here look when they buy a schooner”
2) You’ve managed to wear sunnies, thongs, a singlet , a jacket, a jumper and go to the beach and later managed to use an umbrella.
1) Ahhh Melbourne. Four seasons in one day.
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