Traveling the world and being thrust into close living quarters with strangers in a hostel is always an eye-opening experience! There’s nothing quite like living in the same 16-bed dorm with people when it comes to seeing the best, and worst, of the human race. After years of doing just that, I’ve got a fair bit of an insight into the whole affair, so here are 8 types of people I believe you never want to meet in your hostel.
- Arguing Couples
There’s nothing worse than being stuck in the middle of a domestic, especially if you don’t really know the people! Arguments between couples anywhere is pretty awkward, but when it’s essentially in your shared bedroom and there’s nowhere else for you to run and hide, it can be a real waking nightmare!
- Snorers
If I do manage to get sleep in a hostel, I generally count myself lucky … that is until I’m rudely awaken by the grunting nasal assaults of my neighbour. Yes, snorers, I’m talking about you! There is nothing more frustrating than being unable to get back to sleep because of the loud snorts emanating from the unknown person next you. This is often made even worse by they fact that generally the culprits continue to snooze peacefully through the whole affair, while you lie there, plotting how to bung up their gaping mouths, whilst silently going out of your mind – ARGH!
- Rustlers
Then come the rustlers. You know, those 4am early risers who have to catch a plane or a bus at some ungodly hour. Why these people never pack their bags beforehand, but instead rummage through innumerable plastic bags in the dark for an hour, is beyond me, but they do. The pretence of them trying to be quiet, and the ensuing rustling noise, is actually more annoying than them just switching on the light and doing it at a normal volume level. Either pack your bags the night before people or do it in the hallway – do not keep incessantly undoing, doing up and moving those plastic bags near my head!
- Hair Straighteners
A tip for you ladies: if you’re coming backpacking, then leave the hair straighteners at home. You’re meant to be experiencing life in a different part of the world, not spending hours slapping makeup on your face and continually scorching your humidity-fuzzed hair in the bathroom. Groups of girls with hair straighteners are notorious for taking up entire hostel bathrooms for hours on end with their huge beauty kits and screeching laughter. They also drain all the hot water and make it impossible for anyone else to clean themselves, let alone get a glimpse in the mirror.
- Thieves
People who steal stuff are certainly not the sort of people you want to meet at the best of times. When you’re on the other side of the world, with all your worldly possessions in one bag and no padlock however, they are definitely one of the people you least want to encounter. Those who steal from others in hostels really are on the lowest rung of the ladder, full stop.
- Long Termers
I know you’re like, really cool, because you’ve, like, been here for ages like, but please realise that just because you’ve been holed up in the same room for 3 months does not mean you are a better person than me. Why not have a heart and let some new people into your conversation or your group. Remember you were the new person once and it’s always nice to reach out and connect with someone whose new too. Plus smiles are free and you’re not that cool.
- Wannabe Chefs
The people who hog the kitchen preparing gourmet meals of pasta and manage to use every pot, pan, spoon and saucepan in the place, so that no one else can get a look in, really get my goat. You are not Jamie Oliver so stop trying to get the balance in your flavours and just do you’re washing up or have some toast like the rest of us and been done with it. Oh wait, you’re hogging the toaster too…
- Moaners
I know we’re all young and having fun, but I do not want to hear you having your fun in the bunk above me. I do not want to hear your moans, groans, squeaks or sighs. I do not want the bunk rattling or lurching from side to side. Please people, keep your loving to the shower!
So those are 8 types of people I believe you never want to meet in your hostel. What’s been your experience of hostel living? Have you met anyone these folk?
